Holy shit I haven't updated this in almost 2 years. Wow - I am incredibly lazy. INCREDIBLY lazy. I don't know how I run my own company. For some reason outside of work I can't do anything. Sometimes I feel like I'm too lazy to even pull a deuce. The thought having to walk all the way to the bathroom and squeeze seems like such an arduous task. I'd rather just let it accumulate. What else is an intestine for after all?

I just had my company party. I don't think most people can understand how uncomfortable these parties are for the "boss." And I don't mean the dickhead boss who says "yaaa...julie did a great job organizing this party...ya...we're going to be selling socks next year....ya..." I mean bosses like me. Bosses that just don't want to talk that much. Just really want to go to work and that's it. We're not doing this to get adulation. I just prefer to work for myself because I think it results in less work in the long run. And I know this sounds crazy but - I think the ultimate route to being lazy is not having to be an employee. So I have to spend some nights up late. It's better late than having to hear the asshole go "yaaa...mmm-k".

I hate bosses. What assholes.